masturbatewithacheesegrater:

Tumblr at 3am is like a supermarket at 3am there are mentally insane people lurking the corners muttering about all their life problems to themselves

(via cespur)

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jorielle:

My ask box will be filled:

All my posts will get thousands of reblogs/likes:

People will use gifs of me:

Tons of new followers everyday:

And I’ll get the occassional hate mail from anon, but I’ll just be like:

just strollin’ through Tumblr one day, and then-

IS THAT A TUMBLE-MAIL I SEE?!

when I first edit the picture I’m like

“This is going to be awesome”

and then when I see it after it’s posted on tumblr I go

“good lord what have I done?!”

then I’m all

That feeling you get when someone starts following your tumblr