May 2012
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
aradiatime:
8tastic:
i fucking hate you
thatsmoderatelyraven:
dietchola:
i’ll always remember peyton as the girl who brought her pet corn to school
my entire life is just me “winging it”
hamburgum:
literallysame:
pizzaforpresident:
...
adamusprime:
there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
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dumbfuckery:
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
the avengers?
senor-cactuar:
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
thorhead:
can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though
“spell mummified”
“eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle”
“are you high”
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
spaceballs-the-url:
Mom: here’s a flashlight just in case!
me: …really?
does it even work?…
ASDFDSDFGHJKJAADFSHGJKFALGHJAJHJKFDG
ogremom:
when my sister first moved into her apartment we all piled into the car with her mattress strapped onto the top of it but one of the cords came loose and so for an hour from brampton to oakville we drove with the corner of her bed vibrating against the metal of the car and emitting this ungodly farting sound across highways and through densely populated neighborhood streets spectators...
lets play “which download link is the real one”
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
beyoncebeytwice:
i completely disregard the food pyramid because it was probably built by slaves just like all pyramids and that is offensive
textposter2:
if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop
imagine if your eyebrows went all the way around your eyes
I’m officially done. Like what is this
teddypup:
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17
DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT
OF THE TAMBOURINE OOH YEAAAAH
pizzaforpresident:
pizzaforpresident:
whatever happened to drake bell?
nevermind
gaywardvagabond:
when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
mechastreisand:
people who still say epic fail
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ballato:
oh the weather outside is frightful
but the internet is so delightful
sh4ne:
weryoungforever:
hihowsyourlife:
clairesawyer:
life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo
i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex
no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z)
i like the google logo because...
yogdo:
oMFG LOOK AT HIS LITTLE ASS I’MG ONNA PEE
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